These are the bestest candy.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/29/2018 at 23:00 • Filed to: None

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Fight me.

Nibby > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:05

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I have never had one.

fhrblig > Nibby 04/29/2018 at 23:06

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Then how do you have a Riesen to live?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibby 04/29/2018 at 23:07

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Then you have not fully lived, my child.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:07

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I’d fight you, but I’m busy picking caramel out of my teeth.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/29/2018 at 23:09

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That’s part of the charm

Axial > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:10

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I remember seeing commercials for this candy interspersed through my mother’s soap opera sessions of  One Life to Live and All My Children.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:12

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Fight me.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/29/2018 at 23:15

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Overrated.

fhrblig > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/29/2018 at 23:19

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I’d agree, but I prefer my confectionery to be delicious.

Nibby > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:19

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I have failed you, sir

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/29/2018 at 23:39

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I appeared out of my prolonged absence to tell you you’re wrong.

Spanfeller is a twat > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/30/2018 at 00:09

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Someone was at an airport lately...

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 00:09

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Mexican. Candy.

Adios.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 00:27

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I think you’re wrong.

But please send me some so I can check

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 00:52

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Sucks. This is better:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/30/2018 at 00:53

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Sucks. Only good as a gift for kids you don’t like very much.

This is better:

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CB 04/30/2018 at 01:12

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TIL CB is alive.

Welcome back.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 01:13

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Ok, but what if you don’t like chocolate?

These little fuckers are as close as I get to sweets.

And only like once a year.

BigBlock440 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 07:34

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My grandmother agrees.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 09:59

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Needs more ammonium chloride.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 04/30/2018 at 11:56

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I don’t see you offering any counterpoint

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 04/30/2018 at 11:57

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Bits of rubber?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/30/2018 at 11:58

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If you don’t like chocolate then I don’t want to know you.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2018 at 11:58

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Okay, Ms. Bradshaw.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 12:01

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Nobody usually does

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/30/2018 at 12:19

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Don’t bring Nobody into this

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 12:20

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat 04/30/2018 at 15:30

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Brazilian. Candy.

Tchau.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 15:35

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We win.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 15:35

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We’re Latin America’s true superpower: Live with it.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2018 at 15:37

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Salty licorice.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 04/30/2018 at 15:46

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I’d rather eat the rubber.